| | Team | Points | Players |
|---|
| 1. | tiger is gaga for maga | 18 |
Bhatia (13) |
Cantlay (12) |
Henley (10) |
Åberg (13) |
Fleetwood (1) |
Hovland (4) |
McIlroy (3) |
Morikawa (2) |
Niemann (-4) |
Rahm (-4) |
Schauffele (4) |
Scheffler (-10) |
| 2. | Greggnog | 30 |
Koepka (21) |
Lowry (15) |
Thomas (17) |
Zalatoris (18) |
Åberg (13) |
DeChambeau (-6) |
McIlroy (3) |
Morikawa (2) |
Niemann (-4) |
Rahm (-4) |
Schauffele (4) |
Scheffler (-10) |
| 3. | Spieth or Swallow | 37 |
Koepka (21) |
Lowry (15) |
Matsuyama (18) |
Spieth (11) |
Thomas (17) |
Åberg (13) |
DeChambeau (-6) |
McIlroy (3) |
Morikawa (2) |
Niemann (-4) |
Rahm (-4) |
Scheffler (-10) |
| 4. | Karim Thomas | 40 |
Koepka (21) |
Spieth (11) |
Thomas (17) |
Zalatoris (18) |
Åberg (13) |
Conners (4) |
DeChambeau (-6) |
McIlroy (3) |
Morikawa (2) |
Niemann (-4) |
Rahm (-4) |
Schauffele (4) |
| 5. | Scotte Fuck the Police Scheffler | 40 |
Cantlay (12) |
Lowry (15) |
MacIntyre (18) |
Spieth (11) |
Thomas (17) |
Åberg (13) |
DeChambeau (-6) |
McIlroy (3) |
Morikawa (2) |
Rahm (-4) |
Schauffele (4) |
Scheffler (-10) |