| | Team | Points | Players |
|---|
| 1. | Greggnog | 8 |
DeChambeau (-6) |
Koepka (21) |
Lowry (-1) |
McIlroy (11) |
Morikawa (2) |
Niemann (-4) |
Rahm (-4) |
Schauffele (4) |
Scheffler (-10) |
Thomas (17) |
Zalatoris (18) |
Åberg (-1) |
| 2. | tiger is gaga for maga | 13 |
Bhatia (13) |
Cantlay (12) |
Fleetwood (1) |
Henley (10) |
Hovland (4) |
McIlroy (11) |
Morikawa (2) |
Niemann (-4) |
Rahm (-4) |
Schauffele (4) |
Scheffler (-10) |
Åberg (-1) |
| 3. | Scotte Fuck the Police Scheffler | 13 |
Cantlay (12) |
DeChambeau (-6) |
Lowry (-1) |
MacIntyre (7) |
McIlroy (11) |
Morikawa (2) |
Rahm (-4) |
Schauffele (4) |
Scheffler (-10) |
Spieth (11) |
Thomas (17) |
Åberg (-1) |
| 4. | Spieth or Swallow | 15 |
DeChambeau (-6) |
Koepka (21) |
Lowry (-1) |
Matsuyama (18) |
McIlroy (11) |
Morikawa (2) |
Niemann (-4) |
Rahm (-4) |
Scheffler (-10) |
Spieth (11) |
Thomas (17) |
Åberg (-1) |
| 5. | Karim Thomas | 20 |
Conners (-10) |
DeChambeau (-6) |
Koepka (21) |
McIlroy (11) |
Morikawa (2) |
Niemann (-4) |
Rahm (-4) |
Schauffele (4) |
Spieth (11) |
Thomas (17) |
Zalatoris (18) |
Åberg (-1) |